Hello everyone and welcome back to another blog post. Let’s be real: usually, when someone invites you over to look at “slideshows” of their trip to Arizona, you start looking for the nearest exit or a blunt object. But Interior/Night decided to turn that specific brand of mid-western torture into a game called As Dusk […]

Hello everyone and welcome back to another blog post. A roguelike is the gaming equivalent of Groundhog Day, if Groundhog Day was directed by a masochist and starred you, failing upwards into the sun. We are living in the golden era of the “one more run” philosophy, which is really just a clinical term for

Hello everyone and welcome back to another blog post. So, you’ve been staring at the Square again. You’ve founded your city, you’re squinting at the clouds, and you have to pick a tribe. Do you go with the bear-loving cavemen? The horseback riders who look like they’re wearing towels? Or the weird bug people who

Hello everyone and welcome back to another blog post. The Metroidvania genre—that beautiful, sadistic fusion of exploration, ability-gated progression, and back-tracking that makes you question your life choices, your map-reading skills, and whether you passed that same glowing door three hours ago—is thriving. While AAA publishers are busy charging $70 for the “Deluxe Legacy Remastered

Hello everyone and welcome back to another blog post. We need to have a talk about Fall Guys. On the surface, it’s adorable. A pastel-colored utopia where cute jelly beans tumble through whimsical obstacle courses. It’s the video game equivalent of a puppy. But we all know the truth. You boot it up, you grab your

Hello everyone and welcome back to another blog post. Let me guess. You’re an adult now. You have responsibilities. You have a 401(k). You maybe even have a houseplant you’re trying to keep alive. And yet, here you are, hovering over the “buy” button on a game genre whose primary mechanic is turning “one more

Hello everyone and welcome back to another blog post. Look. We love Hollow Knight. We love the moody atmosphere, the tight platforming, the feeling of being a tiny, irreverent bug in a massive, crumbling kingdom. But let’s not pretend that journey is a peaceful hike through the park. Hallownest is less a idyllic bug kingdom and

Hello everyone and welcome back to another blog post. Look, we need to have a conversation about your social life. You’ve spent the last several years staring at a screen, whispering sweet nothings into a headset for people who live in different time zones. You call them “friends,” but have you ever actually seen them? In person?

Hello everyone and welcome back to another blog post. Look, I know what you’re thinking. “A blog post about Bastion? In *2026*? Did I accidentally click on a time capsule from 2011?” Relax. Grab your arthritis gloves and your nostalgia-flavored seltzer water. We’re going back to a simpler time. A time before live-service battle passes, before every

Hello everyone and welcome back to another blog post. Look, we need to have a talk. We’re hurtling through the year 2026, graphics cards cost more than my first car, and half the internet is written by AI that still can’t figure out how many fingers humans have. Yet somehow, the “gaming” community is still