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As dusk falls
Why "As Dusk Falls" is the Best Powerpoint Presentation You'll Ever Play
Hello everyone and welcome back to another blog post. Let’s be real: usually, when someone invites you over to look at “slideshows” of their trip to Arizona, you start looking for the nearest...
Top 10 Indie Roguelikes
Top 10 Indie Roguelikes That Will Gaslight You Into Loving Failure
Hello everyone and welcome back to another blog post. A roguelike is the gaming equivalent of Groundhog Day, if Groundhog Day was directed by a masochist and starred you, failing upwards into the sun....
Battle of Polytopia Post 2
Polytopia Tribe Tier List: Best Tribes for Beginners & Experts (your “Stop Losing” Guide)
Hello everyone and welcome back to another blog post. So, you’ve been staring at the Square again. You’ve founded your city, you’re squinting at the clouds, and you have to pick a tribe....
Top 10 Metroidvanias
Dads, Dorks, and Digital Dermatitis: The 10 Best Metroidvania Indie Games You Need to Play
Hello everyone and welcome back to another blog post. The Metroidvania genre—that beautiful, sadistic fusion of exploration, ability-gated progression, and back-tracking that makes you question your life...