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Let’s get one thing straight: you’re not getting any younger, and November 5th—the release date for the Ocarina of Time remake on Switch 2—is still an eternity away. You could spend the next...

Hello everyone and welcome back to another blog post. Congratulations, humanity! We finally solved death. Turns out, the solution was just a monthly subscription fee, and if you miss a payment, they repossess...

Hello everyone and welcome back to another blog post. Alright, let’s cut the fluff. You’re here because your kid has either A) spent $50 on V-Bucks without asking, or B) is currently watching...

Hello everyone and welcome back to another blog post. Let’s be honest. Most video games treat you like an adult who needs a 47-minute tutorial on how to open a door. They hand you a sword, a destiny, and...