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Stop Trying to Make Me Like Fishing, Stardew Valley
Stop Trying to Make Me Like Fishing, Stardew Valley
A guide for people who hate the fishing mini-game but want the achievements Hello everyone and welcome back to another blog post. Let me guess. You bought Stardew Valley because you heard it was relaxing....
Top 10 Indie Games That Are Basically Interactive Movies
Top 10 Indie Games That Are Basically Interactive Movies (And Why You’re Just a Puppet With a Keyboard)
Hello everyone and welcome back to another blog post. Let’s be honest—you don’t play these games for the gameplay. You play them because you secretly want to be a movie director, but you lack the budget,...
Soma
SOMA: Because Nothing Says "Existential Dread" Like a Decade-Old Horror Game
Hello everyone and welcome back to another blog post. Look, the internet has been screaming into the void about SOMA for a solid decade now. If you listen to the hyperbole, it’s a “transcendent...
Top 10 Hardest Games pt2
The Top 10 Hardest Indie Games Ever Made (Part Two): We Promise This Time We Mean It
Hello everyone and welcome back for another blog post. If you’re reading this, you either survived our first list of digital torture devices or you’re a masochist looking for a new way to question...