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Hello everyone and welcome back to another blog post. Congratulations, humanity! We finally solved death. Turns out, the solution was just a monthly subscription fee, and if you miss a payment, they repossess your body while you’re still using it. Progress! In Nobody Wants to Die, the neo-noir detective thriller set in New York 2329,

Hello everyone and welcome back to another blog post. Alright, let’s cut the fluff. You’re here because your kid has either A) spent $50 on V-Bucks without asking, or B) is currently watching someone on YouTube play a game for three hours instead of actually playing one themselves. Well, put down the credit card and

Hello everyone and welcome back to another blog post. Let’s be honest. Most video games treat you like an adult who needs a 47-minute tutorial on how to open a door. They hand you a sword, a destiny, and a moral compass so heavy it could double as a paperweight. Then along comes Thank Goodness You’re

Hello everyone and welcome back to another blog post. Back for more indie recommendations, are we? Well, buckle up, buttercup, because we’re doing it again. This time, we’re hunting for the Holy Grail: indie games that scratch that very specific, morally questionable Grand Theft Auto itch. You know the feeling. That desperate urge to cause

A guide for people who hate the fishing mini-game but want the achievements Hello everyone and welcome back to another blog post. Let me guess. You bought Stardew Valley because you heard it was relaxing. You wanted to plant some parsnips, maybe pet a chicken, and live out your pastoral fantasy away from the soul-crushing

Hello everyone and welcome back to another blog post. Let’s be honest—you don’t play these games for the gameplay. You play them because you secretly want to be a movie director, but you lack the budget, the crew, and the basic social skills to yell “cut” at actual human beings. You want the illusion of control.

Hello everyone and welcome back to another blog post. Look, the internet has been screaming into the void about SOMA for a solid decade now. If you listen to the hyperbole, it’s a “transcendent experience,” a “life-changing event,” a “flawless masterpiece of science fiction” that will “forever alter your perception of reality.” Which is a lot of

Hello everyone and welcome back for another blog post. If you’re reading this, you either survived our first list of digital torture devices or you’re a masochist looking for a new way to question your life choices. Either way, you’ve come to the right place. Part one was just the warm-up. We talked about classics

Hello everyone and welcome back to another blog post. So, you have bought Hollow Knight. You have seen the beautiful art, heard the haunting soundtrack, and maybe watched a speedrunner make the game look like a gentle stroll through a park. You boot it up, swing your nail at a few crawling bugs, and think, “This

Hello everyone and welcome back to another blog post. I know, I know—these games are not indie. Not even close. This is a list of AAA, big-budget, corporate-backed behemoths that probably had more people working on their sound design than I have followers on social media. And yes, this is officially my fourth post about video game soundtracks. At