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Hello everyone and welcome back to another blog post. We need to have a talk about Fall Guys. On the surface, it’s adorable. A pastel-colored utopia where cute jelly beans tumble through whimsical obstacle courses. It’s the video game equivalent of a puppy. But we all know the truth. You boot it up, you grab your

Hello everyone and welcome back to another blog post. Let me guess. You’re an adult now. You have responsibilities. You have a 401(k). You maybe even have a houseplant you’re trying to keep alive. And yet, here you are, hovering over the “buy” button on a game genre whose primary mechanic is turning “one more

Hello everyone and welcome back to another blog post. Look. We love Hollow Knight. We love the moody atmosphere, the tight platforming, the feeling of being a tiny, irreverent bug in a massive, crumbling kingdom. But let’s not pretend that journey is a peaceful hike through the park. Hallownest is less a idyllic bug kingdom and

Hello everyone and welcome back to another blog post. Look, we need to have a conversation about your social life. You’ve spent the last several years staring at a screen, whispering sweet nothings into a headset for people who live in different time zones. You call them “friends,” but have you ever actually seen them? In person?

Hello everyone and welcome back to another blog post. Look, I know what you’re thinking. “A blog post about Bastion? In *2026*? Did I accidentally click on a time capsule from 2011?” Relax. Grab your arthritis gloves and your nostalgia-flavored seltzer water. We’re going back to a simpler time. A time before live-service battle passes, before every

Hello everyone and welcome back to another blog post. Look, we need to have a talk. We’re hurtling through the year 2026, graphics cards cost more than my first car, and half the internet is written by AI that still can’t figure out how many fingers humans have. Yet somehow, the “gaming” community is still

Helllo everyone and welcome back to another blog post. Building the Perfect Palworld Base is an art form. You have 47 Pals, enough wood to build a real-world mansion, and the organizational skills of a raccoon who just discovered a dumpster behind a bakery. Your chests are chaos. Your Pals are stuck on a rock.

Hello everyone and welcome back to another blog post. The management simulation genre is a place where we can live out our wildest corporate fantasies without the crippling fear of a real-life audit or having to fire someone named Chad who still uses a flip phone. For years, the genre was dominated by the same

Hello everyone and welcome back to another blog post. Spring is almost here. The flowers are budding, the birds are singing, and apparently, a whole new batch of gamers is about to walk into a classroom and have their souls quietly vacuumed out through their eyeballs. If you, like me, have been scrolling through the

So, you’ve finished Resident Evil Requiem. You’ve beaten the 30-year post-Raccoon City nightmare, you’ve met Alyssa Ashcroft’s daughter, and you’ve swapped between first and third person so many times your eyes are permanently dilated. Now what? You could play RE4 Remake again… for the fourteenth time. Or, you could stop acting like a zombie craving